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Pirate Etiquette with Captain Pete
Captain Pete teaches you to mind your manners!
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How do you use a spoon and where does it go? Learn from Captain Pete in this episode of...
Dressing for Dinner
When you go out to a fancy restaurant, it's important to dress appropriately! Learn the...
Sometimes you want to buy something, but don't have enough money! What's the answer?...
Making a Treasure Map Part 1
It's important to make a proper treasure map so you can find your gold once springtime...
Making a Treasure Map Part 2
Do you always have to use an "X" to mark the spot? Captain Pete explains the options you...
A pirate flag may take years to come together depending on your ideas and materials!
Hiding Your Treasure
You can't just hide your treasure anywhere, as Captain Pete learned the hard way.
The Art of Small Talk
The life of a pirate can be lonely - so it's important to master the art of small talk!
Waxing Your Beard
There are a few important rules to follow when waxing your beard!
Captain Pete shares some insight into the vocabulary of a pirate!
Picking a Pirate Name
When picking a pirate name, the most important thing to remember is musicality!
Writing a Condolence Letter
Pete shares a example condolence letter that he wrote to say he was sorry!
How to Dance
There are 3 basic dances every pirate should know: the Jig, the Jolly Roger, and Davy...
Captain Pete shares why flowers are always a good way to start off a date right!
Becoming a Captain
The process of becoming a captain is more complicated than you think!
Picking a good battlecry is very important!
Captain Pete shares the proper way to introduce yourself!
Captain Pete shares important table setting advice when it comes to peg legs, eye patches,
When your pirate friend moves into a new ship, you should always bring a shipwarming...
Answering machines! How much information should you include? How long should the message...
Find out what right thing to do is when your pirate friend gets something stuck in his...
Overstaying Your Welcome
Everyone loves hosting a good pirate friend every once in a while, but how do you know...
How much should you tip your friendly waiter? Captain Pete shares his best advice!
What's the proper way to resolve a pirate disagreement? Simple: plank, parrot, captain!
A sea shanty is a pirate's song - and every proper pirate has one!
Standing in Line
There are 3 important rules "standing in line" rules for every pirate!
Entering a Party
At pirate gatherings, you must announce yourself to the party! Captain Pete shares the...
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